GARETH/VALENCIAN ARMY: It's a good day to die,
To stand and fight until we're dead!
A good day to die,
Though if somebody ever said for what, we forgot.
So on reflection, perhaps, maybe not.
ISABELLA: Who is that? It looks like they're advancing on the Valencians?
JESTER: Can't tell, but they missed my song.
Maybe we ask them to wait, so I can run out and sing it again?
ISABELLA: Oh, we'll run out there, Jester... but to fight!
Hortensians; this is our chance!
JESTER: Yeah, let's do this... I'm just going to go and check things are locked up...
ISABELLA: Move out!
HORTENSIAN ARMY: (Cheering)
ISABELLA/HORTENSIAN ARMY: It's a good day to die!
Though not as good as other days.
A good day to die,
But if there's one a little ways away,
Well then, hey—we can reschedule,
It's more than okay.
CHEF: Another beautiful day in the country.
Here's some potatoes for you, bae.
GWYNNE: These have bugs. Yay! Extra protein.
CHEF: This is a day, just a day, like ev'ry other.
GWYNNE: Is everything okay?
CHEF: We've lived as best we could.
GWYNNE: Looks like we have guests...
CHEF: And I must say, though we may not get another...
If I'm with you, then our last will at least be good.
GWYNNE: Well, at least we made it to twenty-five.
VALENCIAN/HORTENSIAN ARMIES: It's a good day to die—
To spurt our blood and spill our guts!
A good day to die—
Out loud, it sounds completely nuts,
But still—
Blood will spill!
After that, it will all go downhill.
GARETH: She doesn't want to go on vacation!
We were supposed to go zip-lining!
Who doesn't like zip-lining?
VALENCIAN/HORTENSIAN ARMIES: We will try not to die, but we will.
ISABELLA: To victory!
VALENCIAN/HORTENSIAN ARMIES: In the meantime, I guess we can kill.
And we'll fight, who knows why, 'til we say
With a sigh—it's a good—day—to die...!