Playing like gypsies and laughing all the time
Screwing all the shows and drinking all the bar
Always out of tune and never in time
Now you know why we play so loud
You just came to open up your mouth
Not enough of this... Not enough of that...
Keep your good advices for another band
Tonight we are too drunk too understand
We are the Dead Krazukies, welcome to the show
We gonna play like shit but we don't care at all
We still don't know why you came, welcome to the show
We hope you beer is good cause we are not at all
Living the dream, rebel as a rock star
You spend your life with mom and your guitar
30 years thinking you're the best in town
They're all assholes and you don't need no one
This time again I see you down the stage
Rubbing your hands, a big smile on your face
We gonna suck but playing anyway
The only thing is we don't fucking care
We are the Dead Krazukies, welcome to the show
We gonna play like shit but we don't care at all
We still don't know why you came, welcome to the show
We hope you beer is good cause we are not at all