He told you That he'd never write a love song again And he told you That he enjoyed the blues of being lonely But it's so cliché Here he goes and falls in love With someone that he ought not to But it doesn't matter He thinks he's a mystery But you read him like an open book Moping Jack now makes his way With his head up high and a phony smile Moping Jack now makes his way With his head up high and a smile on his face So take him to your place and let him be awkward In his buttoned out shirt he's never really comfortable Have you witnessed it Captain Cool was there when she came down with a deceiving smile Click-clacking high heel boots Tells you that he cares and then he shoots you right between the eyes Moping Jack now makes his way With his head up high and a phony smile Moping Jack now makes his way With his head up high and a big old smile on his face And I feel And I feel like I've been fading out And I feel And I feel And I feel like I'm fading out And I feel And I feel And I feel like I've been fading out Yeah it's so cliché Here he goes and falls in love With someone that he ought not to But it don't matter He thinks he's a mystery But you read him like a book, yeah Moping Jack now makes his way With his head up high and a phony smile Moping Jack now makes his way With his head up high and a smile on his face Smile on his face Smile on his face Moping Jack now Moping Jack now Moping Jack now