Flash the lights at me I left school a while ago when I got meself a job The craic was good on the building sites, and I made a couple a bob I bought a Ford Festa, me pride and joy is she If the're stopping 'round the border, won't ye flash the lights at me Flash the lights at me, flash the lights at me Use the code on the border roads and flash the lights at me I paid the auld insurance, and it cost me a couple a grand I'm stony broke and that's no joke, I'm sure you'll understand I have no money left at all to pay for an M.O.T. If they're stopping 'round the border, won't you flash the lights at me The tyres are nearly bald and I have no tax at all There's a drop of red in the diesel tank that could be my downfall If the customs, they are "dipping" or the boys in blue you see If they're stopping 'round the border, won't ye flash the lights at me Sometimes on a Sunday, to Jonesboro I go I might have a couple a squibbs in the boot, tapes or videos I might have a load of potin or a drop of duty free If they're stopping 'round the border, won't ye flash the lights at me . We're crafty 'round the border, that's how we have to be We like to get the better of the customs and authorty We can barely forge, we know the score, we've a simple philosophy If the thing's not right day or night, won't you flash the lights at me