Hi, kids! It's the Captain Happy show! Starring me, Captain Happy! I'm taking out my magic mirror I see Bobby, I see Susie, I see Billy! Fuck! Filled with joy this time of season I'm always happy for no reason My favorite sun shining down on me The sweet little verse of a melody I love to romp through the hills And tippy-toe through the daffodills Mister Butterfly, will you be my pet Let me capture you in my little net I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy, they're so happy, we're so happy Are you happy too? I'm so happy, they're so happy Wouldn't you like to be happy, too? He's so happy, she's so happy, he's so happy Are you happy too? I'm so happy, they're so happy Wouldn't you like to be happy, too? Fuck! Dandelions are in the air Great big flowers are everywhere I love to pick them every day Arrange and put them on display I whirl I sleep I jump I prance My little feet, they begin to dance Probably sitting in a tree A friendly owl he hoots at me I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy Let's go! ♪ I'm so happy, they're so happy, we're so happy Are you happy too? I'm so happy, they're so happy Wouldn't you like to be happy, too? He's so happy, she's so happy, he's so happy Are you happy too? I'm so happy, they're so happy Wouldn't you like to be happy, too? Fuck! Graceful floating ladybug Grandma gives me a great big hug Little children, great big smiles As I skip for miles and miles Grandma gives me a great big sweater My little life can get no better Life's so happy and full of joy I'M LYING! IT REALLY SUCKS! I'm so happy (I'm so very happy!) I'm so happy (I really am!) I'm so happy (I'm so very very happy!) I'm so happy (I'm very VERY happy!) I'm so happy (so happy!) I'm so happy