We found our first ghost at the library We got some good readings on the PKE We held our own, we were doing just fine But Ray's big plan was "get her" and we all got slimed Our job is dirty and we ain't all that pretty We nullified a god but still got stiffed by the city We saved New York with our Proton Packs But we couldn't keep Walter Peck off our backs We got the tools! We got the talent! We got a small business Gonna make this shit happen Busting ghosts is a lot of fun But baby all I wanna do is drive the ecto 1 We got the tools! We got the talent! We got a small business Gonna make this shit happen We know just what to do And we are ready to believe you! Met Dana Barrett, thought that we could be lovers But she's been sleeping three feet above her covers Not to worry, we have a good lawyer But he got turned into a dog by Gozer the Destroyer We busted Gozer with a giant pop We crossed the steams, aimed for the flat top I thought a god would be tougher than a ghost But either way this chick is toast