We're going to hit the town tonight
Have some fun, really do it right
Watch the game
Drink Bud Light
Scope some babes
Pick a fight
But I want hops
And I want malt
Not a urine flavour assault
I can't understand
Drinking piss from a can
When Colin's on his fifth or sixth
(Or fifty sixth)
I'm on my first, cause I've been tasting it
PBR, none for me
It tastes like someone took a shit in Kokanee
I want hops
And I want malt
Not a fecal flavour assault
I can't understand
Drinking piss from a can
And you won't see me puke
(Like Steve Duke)
At least not from alcohol abuse
He's passing out with a grin
(In sweat stained skin)
I will never be Colin
I can't understand
I can't understand
I just can't understand
Drinking piss
Drinking piss from a can