Ellen, I fell in big loving with you I saw you by that pool I thought you thought I was cool I felt a longing in my tool So dye your hair Or change your name Have your left arm surgically removed No matter what you do I'll be in love with you Ellen, I fell in big loving with you You like corn, you like twelve, You keep pomade on your shelf You've got a walnut like myself You've got grooves And you've got shoes And even though you lose your marbles And you panic in a crisis I'm in love with you (yeah) Pose was once your man but you scared him away Now your man is Dan (that's me!) And I am here to stay Ellen, I fell in big loving with you Ellen, I fell in big loving with you If you were blind in one eye, quadriplegic Or if you lost all your teeth So that I had to chew your food for you, No matter what you do, I'll be in love with you!