If I was a super-hero I might have the power of flight I'd run faster than a bullet Round up evil everywhere And deal justice with my might You might never see Someone as great as me I'll make history You might choose to be The one who flies with me High above the city We could be a team The best that's ever been We will always win We'll fight our enemies If you'll agree to be My sidekick If I was a super-villain Taking lots and lots of cash I would have a secret hideout Where I'd build my secret weapons And my wicked plans would hatch You might never see Someone as bad as me I'll make history You might choose to be The one who hides with me Deep beneath the city We could be a team The worst that's ever been We will sneer and grin We'll fight our enemies If you'll agree to be My henchmen If I had some super powers I would do what's right and fair I would always use them justly (Although a big flat-screen TV Would look so nice inside my lair...) You might never see Someone as great as me I'll make history You might choose to be The one who flies with me High above the city We could be a team The best that's ever been We will always win We'll fight our enemies Together we can be Heroes