Oh, oh, oh, oh It's better to rule Hollywood than to serve in Heaven Waiting around for your bread to leaven We left a trail of headless Barbie dolls and Leg hold traps in all the malls We decked the halls, we decked the halls An agent from the chasm calls She's penitent in bathroom stalls Her head shot hung on Babels walls Her tight rope walk across the falls Across the falls Babies so sweet Offered up to the troll If you take out clay feet Then the gold head will roll Girl, pick up your sling Take out its great eye That shimmering thing It has poison inside Let go of its tail girl While its still asleep You're inside the whale girl And no one can hear you weep This night unlike all other nights Holds signs and wonders mine tonight I know true love goes blonde tonight A map to find a holy star tonight I happily go blind tonight Outshined and out divined tonight The lambs get laid by lions tonight The paltry are enshrined tonight I take all sacramental rites beneath a mini skirt of Christmas lights A mini skirt of Christmas lights A mini skirt of Christmas lights A mini-skirt of Christmas lights A Mini-skirt of Christmas lights