Pink bows on poodles in cute doggie sweaters Credit card statements and IRS letters Waking before the alarm clock goes off These are the things that always Piss me off Clicking of pens random tapping or drumming Stop lights that stay red when nobody's coming Doctors when they say turn your head and cough These are the things that always Piss me off People that don't bathe and sit right beside you Cats who like petting then suddenly bite you People who don't cover their mouths when they cough These are the things that always Piss me off Telephone bills that have hidden charges