I used to think I was invincible But now my bladder's uncontrollable My age caught up and it's a cruel fate I can't hold it in, I gotta evacuate Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear My metal days are numbered but I won't back down I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town I used to shred on my guitar all night Now I shred on Depends, it's quite a sight My fans still cheer but they don't know I'm just trying to avoid a yellow glow Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear My metal days are numbered but I won't back down I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear My metal days are numbered but I won't back down I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town I've tried all the pills and the pelvic floor drills But my bladder just won't behave I'll keep on singing, keep on slinging Even if I leave a puddle on the stage