I'm a tax evader, a risky player The IRS is after me, a tax outlaw I thought I could hide my cash in offshore accounts But the IRS caught me, I'm in for a bout Evading taxes, it's a dangerous game But I'm a tax evader, I'm not to blame I'll play my guitar with a deadly tune And hope the IRS flies to the darkside of the moon I've got a mansion, a private jet too But when it comes to taxes I don't have a clue I thought I was clever, I thought I was sly But the IRS found me, now I've got to comply I thought I could hide my cash in offshore accounts But the IRS caught me, ha! There's no way out Evading taxes, it's a dangerous game But I'm a tax evader, I'm not to blame I'll play my guitar with a deadly tune And hope the IRS flies to the dark side of the moon