I was in Metallica, I played guitar But they kicked me out, that left a scar I started Megadeth, my own band But then came Kirk with guitar in hand But I didn't give up, I kept on playing And then Kirk came, and started slaying Our feud goes on, it's never ending But I'll keep shredding and keep defending I'll admit he's got some skills But I'm the king of metal thrills He can try to bring me down But I won't stop until his pants are brown I don't care if he thinks he's master of puppets When it comes to metal he's a second-rate muppet I'm the one who's pushing boundaries He's a footnote in metal memories Our feud goes on, it's never ending But I'll keep shredding and keep defending Muppet!