I was in Metallica, I played guitar
But they kicked me out, that left a scar
I started Megadeth, my own band
But then came Kirk with guitar in hand
But I didn't give up, I kept on playing
And then Kirk came, and started slaying
Our feud goes on, it's never ending
But I'll keep shredding and keep defending
I'll admit he's got some skills
But I'm the king of metal thrills
He can try to bring me down
But I won't stop until his pants are brown
I don't care if he thinks he's master of puppets
When it comes to metal he's a second-rate muppet
I'm the one who's pushing boundaries
He's a footnote in metal memories
Our feud goes on, it's never ending
But I'll keep shredding and keep defending
Muppet!