So yeah my dog, I want a dog and my kids
I don't skip those, I think that's rude, it is,it's mean
Somebody worked hard on that ad
They trained a cheetah to run alongside a jeep, and you're at home like three, two, one, fuck off
That's fucking mean, what if you made something dick
Anyway the ad was a PSA, it was eh an anti-smoking message
It was a Puerto Rican man with a hole in his throat he was like eh my father's smoked and my mother smoked
I wished I never smoked in my life please don't smoke cigarette
Cigarettes are very very bad for you
First thought I had was why does he still have an accent
Feels like if you bypass the mouth, you shouldn't have an accent anymore
Does the machine have steady for Puerto Rican
Is that how just air sounds coming out of these guys, does he fart with an accent
Pew senora turkey
Anyway after the ad I watched the video I was looking for which was a scene from a movie
And it is saying that I really hate every time I see it, it makes me really angry, which is why I was looking for it on YouTube
And it's a movie I like I actually like the movie eh it's called goodwill hunting, you remember goodwill hunting?
Of course right, Matt Demian plays great performance he plays a very complicated young man wearing a tight t-shirt for a whole movie
And here is the thing, here's my issue with goodwill hunting
Matt Demian also wrote the movie, okay
So he basically sat down and he's like first of all I'm amazing
I'm a construction worker I'm like wreaking class and I drink bear and I get in fights I get in so many fights
My friends are like you're out of control and I'm like shut up this is the way I am
But then also I'm a genius, I didn't even go to school I just know things
I don't know why, I just know them, and all the nerdy geniuses that study for years are like he is so much smarter than us
It's making us upset, it's insane
It's fucking insane, it only makes sense if he wrote it for himself to be the guy
So the scene I was looking for it's the worst example that in the movie here's what happens
He goes to a bar and he meets a woman and he likes her and another guy likes her too but she picks Matt Demian, because he wrote the fucking movie he decided you understand
See he's like me you better believe it
So he gets her phone number and then he goes outside
And he sees the other guy in the window of the restaurant and he decides to taunt him
So he goes over he tells his friends hey come here watch this
And he say to the guy hey do you like apples? And the guy says yes
And Matt Demian goes well I got her number how do you like them apples
And all Matt Demian friends goes woah woah
This was amazing oh oh oh my God, oh my God
You were ready with that how
You know how he did it? He wrote the whole fucking movie okay, he made everybody say the things
Otherwise this doesn't happen, I mean he he hinges the whole fucking prank on the guy liking apples, the guy must like apples
Who the fuck, who would say yes
To do you like apples coming from a clear antagonist
Who setting him up gathers his friends
Do you know how many guys watched this, do you like apples
Ah god damn it I do
I wish I didn't, cause I can tell this isn't going to go my way, but I just I can't lie
He will know it, he will know it because boy do I like apples
Do you understand that if he says no Matt Demian is fucked, he's fucked in the face for life, he's got nothing
Do you like apples? No, do-do what the fuck, uh dude fucking guy no common seriously seriously
You fucking, don't fucking, don't fucking
Do-do-do you like bananas, do you, cause I got the woman gave me her telephone number
And isn't that bananas