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Myq Kaplan - We're Different (You Say Trouser Snake, I Say Schlong) текст песни

Исполнитель: Myq Kaplan

альбом: Please Be Seated


Micah is tall
And I don't suffer from depression
Myq.
I'm not a Jew at all
So I can get into heaven
Alright.
I am a vegan
And peolple don't hate me
Miach good at sports...
And I do to
Really?
I'm not a liar
Ping pong is a sport
You're a liar
And I'm not short
You're clearly lying right now
Myq, look at you
And you get way too hung up on details
I just want to be honest with these nice people
Yeah
We're different
We're differnt
Tomato
Steak
We're differnt
Pototo
Cake
We're differnt
PototoCake
Kanish
We're differnt
But we're still friends
I don't read that much
Look at me
I do
I watch a lot of stupid TV
I actually do to
But I don't think TV is all that stupid nesscarlly
There has been a lot of great shows throught TV's history
For example have you seen Buffy The Vampire Slayer?
I 've never seen Buffy.
Well you should
I've been busy watching America's Next Top Chef
Don; t you mean Top Model, or Top Chief
Next Top Model
Next Top Chief is not a show
Why?
The reason?
I don't know
Maybe because it's a
Background sound track for my depression
We're differnt
Either
I hate myself
We're differnt
Neither
Woo!
Cake!
We're differnt
Neither cake
Nor candy
For shield me
From my eternal agony
Truthfully
I'm not really all that depressed
And I'm not really all that Jewish
I have a really nice girlfriend
Me to-ish
But mine broke up with me
So this song is a liar
But that dosen't really matter to me
Of course
We're differnt
Tamether
Potither
Together
Togither
Mcgeiver
MacGyver?
Yeah
We put our different parts together
Because we're friends
Yeah.
...Woah woah
That sounds a little mcgayver, buddy
Are you talking about putting our private parts together
Like sword fighting?
Oh no no no no
Not fighting
Like working together
Like MacGyver had to do with whatever he had around to defuse a bomb
Like with paper clips
...Or our pensis'
OKAY!
We're differnt
He's not so blue
He's not so Jew
We're differnt
From you, and you, and you
We're differnt
We're rubber
You're glue
We put our differnt parts together
Because we're friends
Defusing bombs with our
Trouser Snake
(MYQ: Schlong)

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