Friday night, we're hittin' the bar Just the boys having a damn good time Tonight we get higher than the stars We drink until we drop, that's just who we are It's drinking time, better keep up Keep the beer flowing, never stop We don't care about tomorrow tonight Rehab is for quitters, gotta stay drunk STAY! STAY DRUNK! Speed Queen is playing tonight They're hammered as fuck, but still looking tight The crowd is going crazy and wild They know what to do, they stay drunk STAY! STAY DRUNK! Saturday night, we're hittin' the bar Just the boys having a damn good time Tonight we get higher than the stars We drink until we drop, we stay drunk STAY! STAY DRUNK!