Caroline took my money home My money home in her pocket book ♪ I leave a quarter To see what will happen Quarter in the bleach cup Take it home I leave two more quarters To see what she'll do Quarters in the bleach cup Take them home Then I left a dollar bill in my pocket By mistake He left a dollar in his pocket A dollar bill Left this dollar in your pocket Mind your money Lucky for you I didn't take it Can I light your cigarette? No, you can't Now, go on and get You ain't never lightning no more cigarettes Never again I catch you playing with matches I tell your mama My mama's dead! You hear what I say? Go spend your money on them funny books And don't try out your dirty looks Now, take your dollar Get upstairs Out of my basement Go! I don't want a cigarette Who cares? I leave another quarter I leave it in the bleach cup I leave another quarter Two quarters in the bleach cup I leave 'em be I leave another quarter 75 cents And I am mean And I am tough But 30 dollars ain't enough 30 dollars And 75 cents