Noah has a problem mm-hmm
A problem with money ah-ha
A problem with change
Loose change in his pockets
He's forever leaving it
Leaving it, leaving it
Do your kids do things like that?
I bet they mind their money
Yes, Mrs. Gellman
They real good 'bout money
Mm-hmm
We have to teach Noah
We have to teach Noah
To mind his money
To handle change
So, listen
I need you to help me teach him
From now on
If you find change in his pockets
When you do the washing
Just keep it
Just keep it
If he leaves it is yours
I always find moneys he leave in his pockets
Pennies, nickels
They go in the bleach cup
I gives his money back to him
I don't wanna take pennies from a baby, Mrs. Gellman
Give him a whuppin'
I hope she's not offended
I hope this is the right thing
Oh, brother, this is embarrassing
I know, but from now on, you keep it
I'm sure you can probably use it
Ah-ha
And Noah must learn to mind it or lose it
It'll be like a raise
Like Noah pays a share of your salary
For the cooking and the cleaning
You take such good care of us
And other people's maids are so much nicer
She never smiles
It'd be wrong to fire her
But how on earth did you stand it, Betty?
Jesus, lady, smile already!
He needs to learn consequences mm-hmm
I don't believe in whupping kids uh-uh