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Исполнитель: Steve Hofstetter

альбом: Cure for the Cable Guy


Uh, you guys are fine, I'm really glad we were able to do this.
It's really cool to do stuff like this, even though I do get a lot of hate mail. (Audience Laughs)
I got one piece that called me a douche.
Yeah.
Steve, you're a douche.
What's that?
Steve, you're a feminine hygiene cleaning product. (Audience Laughs)
So I wrote back and I said, "
You know what?
I am a douche." '
Cause after I fuck your mom she smells better. (Audience gasps, laughs)
I didn't follow that.
Well, now I just want to say it really is cool and I had a tremendous amount of fun tonight and I want to thank you guys for coming out.
I think it's great when you get to live your dream, which in my case is standing in front of a room full of strangers and telling a perfectly-good "
I fucked your mom joke." (Audience Laughs)
Thank you very much, have a good night.

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