I make a really bad umbrella Just like I said I would I'm full of holes and I do not stay put So don't think I'm keeping you dry It just is not raining yet Clouds come to our sky We'll both be soaking wet I make a really bad clothesline So don't pin your hopes on me Do not try to tie me tree to tree I make such a bad clothesline I would not pin nothing on me 'Cause when you come back for it You might find it's gone in the breeze And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know What else you expected me to say 'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago That it would always be this way I'm not a good lighthouse 'Cause I don't always shine I make a safe shore so hard to find I make a really bad anchor Just like I told you so Because I tend to get dragged And then I tend to let go And I make a really good lover When there's a clear path to the door Make a really good listener When I can't talk no more I make a really good friend When there's an end in sight I make a really good wrong to your right You say I live like I'm on ice skates Going down a frozen hill I say,? Baby, it has always been like that Maybe it always will? And when I said that to you I did not mean to cause you pain But you can go ahead and blame me Like you blame the weatherman for the rain And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know What else you expected me to say 'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago That it would always be this way, yea I make a really bad umbrella Just like I said I would Full of holes and I do not stay put So don't think I'm keeping you dry It just is not raining yet Clouds come to our sky We'll both be soaking wet Both be soaking wet, both be soaking wet I think we're gonna be soaking wet I think we're gonna be soaking wet I think we're gonna be soaking wet