This is the last time, this time I will win It took a long time to gain this weight It will take a long time to lose it again I will have only water for a week Then maybe carrots and celery And if I lose then Sunday, I'll have brown rice Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly And I'm thin even when I sit down Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs When I'm only one hundred pounds I bought a doctor's scale on sale today It takes up half the bathroom, and it's really ugly But I know it's going to help me reach my goal I get so dizzy when I stand up fast And I don't feel like dancing But I know I'm gonna do it this time, for sure Now I walk past the fatsos eating dough nuts With cream filling, icing, jimmies And I am so glad I am not like them Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly And I'm thin even when I sit down Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs When I'm only one hundred pounds Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake And when I woke up I was sure it was true So I weighed myself just to make sure and drank a Diet Coke I want to be skinny (Oh I am so hungry)