I just bought an airplane I'm filling it with fuel I'm loading up my cargo And I'm the first pedal mule Plug into the lightning And turn it up to ten I know it's kinda frightening You might never play again Woo! Yeah, I'm here for personal Those bags are sucks I just crossed the border They didn't see a thing I burned all of their tonewood And I clipped every string These tones are illegal Gotta form my chords I make it sound evil You know I'm the riff lord (riff!)