My ex hung the watch that I bought him on a tree branch
And shot it with a rifle
My ex said the preacher's daughter, she was just a good friend
And swore it on the bible
Ooh, girl, nah, nah
You can't make this shit up
So tell me, ooh, girl
Yeah, yeah, before you kicked him to the dust
Did he cheat? Did he lie?
Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy?
Was he drunk? Was he drama?
And mean to his mama
And call your best friend baby?
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done that better
I've got the best worst ex ever
My ex showed up yelling at my new man's window
Shouting, "come on out and fight"
My ex, yeah, the second that we broke up straight up
Was begging me to be his wife
Ooh, girl
I got a million stories
And I got all night
So tell me, ooh, girl
Yeah, where's another bottle of wine?
Did he cheat? Did he lie?
Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy?
Was he drunk? Was he drama?
And mean to his mama
And call your best friend baby?
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done that better
I've got the best worst ex ever
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Did he cheat? Did he lie?
Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy?
Was he drunk? Was he drama?
And mean to his mama
And call your best friend baby?
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done that better
I've got the best worst ex
The best worst ex
The best worst ex ever