Elmo is on fire (Woah oh oh oh!)
That Muppet's gonna die! (Woah oh oh oh!)
Elmo is on fire
Anybody here could guess
That the flames will sear his flesh
Just one question for you
Elmo! No! Why?
How'd he ever get himself into this sick predicament?
Guess it's better than severed leg or twisted ligament
Do we call a firefighter?
Do we call an ambulance?
Getting used to all his screams
They're sounding much like ambience
How do we explain to the masses
'Cuz the fact is
There is no Elmo adjacent, good replacement
'Cuz his face is just the basis of our program
And our ratings will be lower
It's a waste if we all know he's gonna die
Elmo is on fire (Woah oh oh!)
Those kids are gonna cry! (Woah oh oh oh!)
Elmo is on fire (Woah oh oh oh!)
That red fur is gonna fry! (Woah oh oh oh!)