The smartest kids in the room might have done something very dumb You should never let things get away from you That is rule #1 Let's just hope he's nice Let's just hope he's nice Let's just hope he's nice Let's just hope he's Nice The best and brightest of the dimmest bulbs The best and brightest of the dimmest bulbs In the race to be first Ask yourself which is worst: Lose our humanity Or fall behind the Chinese A merciful leviathan Here to rule above all men Making sure we get along Honestly what could go wrong? Let's just hope he's nice From the quaintest living room to a huge industrial boom, we thank its name: "Valhalla" From a tiny chapel room To a multi-stadium cheer chanting its name: "Valhalla" The best and brightest of the dimmest bulbs.