If you got a call that If you got a call that my car crashed If the doctor she told you she told you it looks bad Said I wasn't gonna make it Picture how you're gonna take it If I'm out of your sight Am I out of your mind Finally feel sweet relief if you knew that I died? And I know it sounds crazy 'Cause I'm still alive But I play it out every night In love and memory The pews are empty Nobody shows up, nobody's choked up No tear-soaked tissues, when they don't miss you But the church it sure looks beautiful At my funeral [ah-ah At my funeral [ah-ah-ah] How long would it take them? How long 'till they find a replacement? Would I find out that they faked it? Would I find out that they liеd? If I wasn't alive? If I'm out of their sight Am I out of your mind Bet thеy'd be real relieved if they knew that I died? And I know it sounds crazy But what if they don't cry? Play it out every night In love and memory The pews are empty Nobody shows up, nobody's choked up No tear-soaked tissues, when they don't miss you But the church it sure looks beautiful At my funeral [ah-ah At my funeral [ah-ah-ah At my funeral [ah-ah At my funeral [ah-ah-ah] In love and memory The pews are empty Nobody shows up, nobody's choked up No tear-soaked tissues, when they don't miss you But the church it sure looks beautiful At my funeral [ah-ah At my funeral [ah-ah At my funeral [ah-ah At my funeral [ah-ah]