There's the cool kids
There's the preps and there's the skate
Punks and the jocks
And then there's me
There's the losers
There's the nerds and then the stoners
And the goths
And then there's me
But then there's you!
'Cause you're the new kid in the school
You're not defined by one specific breed!
And so you're free to flip from group to group
From scene to scene
'Cause you're the conduit, the medium,
The go-between
Which means you're perfectly positioned
To get me what I need
They don't like me
Even back before the crutches,
It was clear: I don't fit here
So it's hopeless
I can't walk right up to Kendra
And say "Hey!", she'd run away
But look at you!
You're making friends and having parties
And adapting with impressive speed
Just 20 minutes when we're sitting
So our knees can touch
It's just a tiny inconvenience
But it means so much
'Cause out of all of Indiana you can
Get me what I need!
It's impossible!
What i need is Kendra!
Kendra, Kendra!
Beautiful Kendra!
Kendra, Kendra!
Wonderful Kendra!
Ahhhhh!
Make her appear!
Archie & Boys:
If you want a girl, the girl you want is
Kendra!
Kendra, Kendra!
Very hot, Kendra!
Very hot, very hot
Go tell Kendra!
I'm waiting here...
Here's the problem
Every minute, every second that I wait
Might be too late
So let's face it,
If I ever had the chance,
The time is now, so who cares how?
Just do your best
And I won't bother you again,
And that's a promise garenteed!
So you can help me out
And we can both do very well
Or I can turn around and make your life a living hell
It's up to you, you've got the choice
You've got incentive to succeed!
Yes, I know it sounds insane
Jerry Lewis can explain
You've got to help me, Evan
Help me, Evan
Help me, Evan
Help me, Evan
Get me what I...
Need!
I'll try!
I knew you would.