Don't try and sell me, a pig in a poke 'Cause I know them like the back of my hand Talking to an ostrich, ain't no joke, 'Cause he goes and sticks his head in the sand A Joker once tried to tell me, He bit a dog, and called it a day And it was raining, cats and dogs, But he didn't have a place, to stay Man bites dog, yeah! 3 days in the doghouse, but it's news You take a man, he bites a dog, 3 days in the doghouse, but it's news