Oh, hey there, I'm your new narrator
Wanna hear a story about a park?
Hey, hey, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush
Don't be scared
You're with a pro now
You're with the best
A guy with know-how
A guy who's well dressed
I know it's hard to comprehend the level of quality you're seeing
But I can make this very simple for you
You deserve to be in
First class hands
That's right, I said, first class hands
You've been distracted by a dude who's been uprooting the whole plot
I'm not trying to be rude but
There's no way in hell he's got a pair of
First class hands
Don't you wanna be in first class hands?
See, the last guy sort of missed the mark
It's why I'm here to take your through Central Park
In first class hands
Hi, excuse me, what are you doing here, Griffin?
Oh, hey, buddy, yeah, so you got fired
I have two words for you
I'm leaving
Free will
Can I guess again, I was gonna say free will
Birdie, Birdie
You dirty little thing
You could've stayed
You could've made your little ukulele sing
It's a fiddle
But you just had to blow it
Had to interfere
And the next thing you know
It's over, and I'm here
But, Griffin, if in fact, I got involved
Don't you think my selfless act just might have solved it
They gotta make their own decisions
We just get to watch
There's no room for new revisions
Unless you wanna botch it
They need first
Okay, constructive criticism
Class
Yeah, I can take a note, I got it now
Han-
Hand-
Hands
From now on, I'll give them
First class hands (No, Birdie—Birdie, listen to me, no, Ugh)
You've all been shackled to a chaperone
Who needs to take a hike
I could end this cute toe tapper
Only, wait
Who doesn't like when I sing?
First class hands (I get it now)
I'll give them first class hands (A professional who understands)
Just sit back, enjoy the music
I've played with three different Coachella bands
Ah, that is impressive
With these first
Class, chorus and verse
Class, so well rehearsed
Class, once met Fred Durst
Class
Oh really, Durst, when was that?
It was years ago
It was at a Barnes & Noble
Why have the worst
When you can have first class?
First class hands
So, you should go
Right, like motivational, like, "Go, girl!"
Thank you, here I go