We're Whipsnade escapees, you see us each week
Raiding your dustbins, afloat in your creek
We once were in cages in your favourite zoo
Eating bananas and having a poo
We're now on the rooftops, we're now in the trees
As naked as Adam, as sexy as Eve
We'll nosh all your flowers and crap on your lawn
We'll keep you awake from midnight 'til dawn
Going...
You'll never catch me
We're Whipsnade escapees, you'll never catch us
We're behind your sofa, on top of your bus
We're down the tap end of your plastic bath
When you have a sniffle we have a good laugh
We're Whipsnade escapees, we've got hairy knees
We're scratching our doo-dahs and giving you fleas
We eat magic mushrooms and fly through the sky
If you say, "Hello" we'll just wave goodbye
Going...
You'll never catch me
We're Whipsnade escapees
We're Whipsnade escapees
We're Whipsnade escapees
We're Whipsnade escapees