Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, Bonjour
Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522 came straight up to the UK
All the British dudes, lame
Epic fail
Ooh, I wanna dance and sing politics, not my thing
Ooh, but then I met the King and soon my daddy said
"You should try to get ahead"
He wanted me, huh, obviously
Messaging me like everyday
Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger
Ooh, sent a reply
Ooh, just saying hi
Ooh, your a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe, xo baby
(Uh oh)
Here we go
(You sent him kisses)
I didn't know I would move in with his misses
(What)
Get a life
Your living with his wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
Three in the bed and the little one said
If you wanna be wed, make up your mind
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some girl in the threesome
Are you blind?
Ooh, don't be bitter
Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter
Ooh, why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
Somebody hang you
(Uh oh)
Here we go
You comic went viral
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral
Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
Tried to elope but the pope said nope
Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E
The rules were so outdated
Us two wanted to get x-rated
Soon ex-communicated
Everybody chills, it's totes God's will
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around, like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just make him jell
Henry finds out he goes mental he screams and shouts
Like so judgmental
You damn that witch
Mate, just shut up
I wouldn't be such a bitch
If you could get up
(Uh oh)
Here we go
(Is that what you said?)
And now he's going 'round like off with her head
(No)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
(Seems it)
What was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do)
Like what was I meant to do?
(What was I meant to do)
No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell (she's going to hell)
Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said
Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what she said
Sorry not sorry, 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head