I wish I were cool I wish I were rock and roll I wish I were Jewel (Jewel) Or Alanis Morissette Maybe I should learn to play guitar But I'm too busy listening to My Fair Lady in my car Cause I I like Julie Andrews more than Britney Spears And I know that I went to your punk show, but I secretly had tissue in my ears Cause I like musicals You call me a freak (Freak) Say I'm the biggest loser in our town But if in high school you peak there's no where else to go but down That's great you get to cheer for the football team (S-P-R-I-T-E) What? I'll be in my bedroom dreaming the impossible dream Cause I Well I know I'm not as popular as you (Popular like Wicked, ugh, never mind) And I, I've got better things to do Like listen to musicals It doesn't have to be this way (it doesn't have to be this way) Just because I'm in the play (May 15 through 17) You and I could still be friends just as soon as this VHS of Sound of Music ends Cause I I like Julie Andrews more than Britney Spears (Don't get me wrong, I still like Britney Spears) And I I've been hiding this for years And I like musicals