Dear Orsted, can you spare a thought? Deflecting your magnetic north with oniric nature Semifactual thought experiment All relationships between natural phenomena I'm a floating man in a Chinese room Reputation is too wild to yield clear intuitions Teleport a monster in your paradox The Airship Artificial brains in galvanic tools A future situation that'll take its toll Saw a dead cat in radioactive parts I was being curious, so the sayings goes.