I'm not the hot girl in your movie I'm not the dreamy vampire boy I'm just a fucked up dumb teenager And these tropes they bring me joy When the hot girl meets the vampire They might go out on a date While ignoring all the fuck ups And the violent police state They might go out to the movies Or she might just watch him skate But they can't stay out past curfew Which has always been at 8 But the vampire is nocturnal He's endangered by the sun So they're gonna' get arrested Which could also be quite fun And that's a point of view of privilege 'Cause their moms and bail them out And their lives are not endangered No matter how loud they might shout Because he lives in the suburbs She lives down a cul-de-sac And she has a beach themed bathroom And her father's wearing slacks And I know that they're not listening But I'll berate them anyway 'Cause silence is complacency And my anger's here to stay