If you niggas want it with me
You can eat Alphabet Soup and choke on the D
Fall over and breathe like a fish thrown from the sea
And if you die, it'll be a total relief
Your bitch says she wanna hang with G-Mo and the team
Now she got band-aids on both of her knees
I'm back in that ass without the petroleum grease
You gotta deal with my shit again, I know that it stinks, bitch
I'm the closest thing to a Golden Retrieve'
Mixed with a Doberman breed and an ogre from Greece
Got multiple schemes: fill a super soaker with bleach
Spray you in the face and laugh the moment you scream
I'm awful and mean, I'll tie you down with rope in a seat
Climb ten floors and drop a fucking soda machine
I come to wreck, let you know that it's beef
These niggas make so many subs,
You would think Jared Fogle was free, bitch
It's G-Mo, the nigga that you hate to love
All around the world, motherfuckers hate his guts
Jump on your Facebook, go and make shit up
I'll say this once, y'all niggas gay as fuck
It's G-Mo, the nigga that you hate to love
Everybody butthurt, get the vapor rub
Skanks and sluts saying that I play too much
Y'all been sleep long enough, it's time to wake shit up
Who them niggas praying on G-Mo's fall?
It's my own thought, I'm so raw I provoke y'all
You're going against a Dark Souls boss gone off Zoloft
Throw salt I'll turn you into coleslaw
Nigga, I'm nobody's protégé
I'm the blister on your pussy lip that'll never go away
I'll let the filth culminate
I'm to the rap game what Tim McVeigh was to Oklahoma State:
A nuisance, I'm too sick
I lose it and go inside your poop chute with a broken pool stick
And when I'm through with these putrid bars I'm using
They all make a face like they just ate dookies
You, bitch, you can get a job planting tulips on my ass-cheek
And excuse this rudeness
But tell your mama I'ma be outside with the cool whip
Your daddy looking at me like "who is this?"
It's G-Mo, the nigga that you hate to love
All around the world, motherfuckers hate his guts
Jump on your Facebook, go and make shit up
I'll say this once, y'all niggas gay as fuck
It's G-Mo, the nigga that you hate to love
Everybody butthurt, get the vapor rub
Skanks and sluts saying that I play too much
Y'all been sleep long enough, it's time to wake shit up
On this mic, I will body somebody
You on the ground with the worms, nigga Scotty 2 Hotty
I see all these fucking rappers acting brolic and brawny
But their favorite artist growing up was probably Ashanti
And I'm so greater
'Cause y'all more generic than a created player from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
But you a G-Mo hater
It would be offensive if I didn't tell you "suck my dick", but that's a no-brainer
So fuck all you faggot rap fellows
Y'all wasn't there when my ass had zero in the ghetto
Girls told me back to back "hell no", now I get black pearl-like Captain Jack Sparrow
And I won't change to make you my fan
I would rather you hate me for who I am
Then love me for who I'm not, so chew five Xans
And suck my fucking nut sack through my pants
It's G-Mo, the nigga that you hate to love
All around the world, motherfuckers hate his guts
Jump on your Facebook, go and make shit up
I'll say this once, y'all niggas gay as fuck
It's G-Mo, the nigga that you hate to love
Everybody butthurt, get the vapor rub
Skanks and sluts saying that I play too much
Y'all been sleep long enough, it's time to wake shit up