I'm happier than him, I'm happier than her I'm happier than everybody else in the world I'm happier across the board and I just don't like it Well, I can feel the buzz spreading everywhere No matter where I go, I feel it in the air It's a warm and fuzzy feeling and I just don't like it Doctor, doctor can you help me? My system is all out of wack Please can you get the old me back The kind of me who's filled with bitterness Towards everyone and everything in site He was a mean old bastard and I want him back alright I'm happier than him, I'm happier than her So happy that I can't see straight, it's all a blur I'm happier across the board and it makes me nervous So let me have a pill or just a shot of booze Because I've become so happy I'm about to blow a fuse And I need to get my mood down to where I can stand it Doctor, doctor can you help me? My system is all out of wack Please can you get the old me back The kind of me who's filled with bitterness With things that every colleague is a hack He was a mean old fucker, but I kind of want him back Doctor, doctor can you help me? My head is sore, my knees are bad And still I feel so fucking glad I don't know how to make it through this bliss Don't take away that monkey on my back Come get me down and put me back on track I was a mean old bastard and I want the old me back