(Phase one) Become a burden to your colleagues (Phase two) Hide in a stall and hope no one sees (Phase three) Love bands more than you love yourself (Phase four) Attend a musical and cry twice (Phase five) Write a song that rips of the musical And hope that no one notices Is your Christmas tree real I swore that thing was fake I pulled some needles off And I found that it's not fake I'm sorry for the mess I've made I can vacuum it up If you wanted to sleep, I would not make you stay So, you can go count sheep I will be okay But please, can I stay at your house I'll sleep on the red couch Please can you come downstairs I'm afraid of what I'll do to myself Tonight is dark, and I need light Here tonight, tonight (Phase six) Lie which leads to guilt and hatred (Phase eight) Skip phase seven, just because I don't even know why Is your Christmas tree real I swore that thing was fake I pulled some needles off And I found that it's not fake I'm sorry for the mess I've made I can vacuum it up If you wanted to sleep, I would not make you stay So, you can go count sheep I will be okay But please, can I stay at your house I'll sleep on the red couch Please can you come downstairs I'm afraid of what I'll do to myself Tonight is dark, and I need light Here tonight, tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight I just might...