When I go to heaven I don't wanna be A wannabe that played by all the rules A common misconception if you wanna be Considered one of heaven's finest tools And you can't say you're any better than A toad or a salamander A cob of corn or seaweed salad A pair of shoes under an old umbrella If you must refute this is what I'd tell ya The dinosaurs all died And so will you and I The dinosaurs all died And so will you When I go to heaven I don't wanna be A banjo player in the angel band I'd much rather prefer a ukelele While my bones are bleaching in the sand And you can't say youre any better than A toad or a salamander A cob of corn or seaweed salad A pair of shoes under an old umbrella If you must refute this is what I'd tell ya The dinosaurs all died And so will you and I The dinosaurs all died And so will you It's nothing to cry about It's just the truth I'm not tryna bum you out There's still more to do When I go to heaven I don't wanna be A wannabe that played by all the rules A common misconception if you wanna be Considered one of heaven's finest tools And you can't say you're any better than me