I might hold your hand as we walk on the beach And look into your eyes, say ooh you smell so sweet Might even let you cook me dinner Kiss you under the stars But don't get too excited My life is a rom-com You're in the dating montage I'm gonna love you then leave Oh no I won't feel no remorse, sympathy (Oh Oh, Oh Oh) By the end of this film I'll be in L-O-V-E Who's gonna stay till the end of my romantic comedy We'll go shopping in Brooklyn Breakfast at Tiffany's This one goes on for a while Yeah he got down on just one knee So I explained to my baby Said honey it's not your fault And I can't control it But my life is a rom-com You're in the dating montage Im gonna love you then leave (Yes I am) I won't feel no remorse, sympathy (No sympathy) By the end of this film I'll be in L-O-V-E Who's gonna stay till the end of my romantic comedy One day I'll look on my balcony And finally there's the one Bouquet of yellow tulips Shining brighter than the sun Holding up a boom box Playing all my favorite songs My life is a movie More specifically a rom-com And this is the end, of the dating montage I used to love them then leave them (Then leave them) Didn't feel no remorse sympathy (No sympathy) It's the end of the film and I'm in L-O-V-E (I found love) You made it to the end of my romantic comedy This is the end of my romantic comedy The end You made it to the end of my romantic comedy