The phoenix cried fat tears of pearl
When the dragon snapped up his best girl
And the Billywig forgot to twirl
When his sweetheart left him cold
The unicorn done lost his horn
And the Hippogriff feels all forlorn
'Cause their lady loves have upped and gone
Or that's what I've been told
Yes love, love has set the beasts astir
The dangerous and the meek concur
It's ruffled feathers, fleece, and fur
'Cause love drives all of us wild