Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions? But they aren't silly--they're wonderful! Nobody else could think of them! That's right! That is right--nobody else could think of Them!--yeah--after all... What makes the battle worth the fighting? What makes the mountain worth the climb? What makes the questions worth the asking? The reason worth the rhyme? To me the answer's clear; It's having someone near; someone dear Someone to care for; to be there for. I have You Two! Someone to do for; muddle through for. I have You Two! Someone to share joy or despair with; Whichever betides you. Life becomes a chore, unless you're living for Someone to tend to be a friend to. I have You Two! Someone to strive for, do or die for I have You Two! Could be, we three get along so famously, 'Cause you two have me, and I have You Two too. (Breakfast is behind made, then Caractacus sneezes) Someone to care for; to be there for. I have You Two! Someone to do for; muddle through for I have You Two! Someone to smile once in awhile with; Whenever you're lonesome I've a happy lot, Considering what I've got. But, I couldn't do more Than you do for your poor Father. (Kids: Daddy!) Things go asunder And I wonder why you bother. Could be, we three get along so famously 'Cause We two have you, And I have You Two Too