This is not a test.
This is your emergency broadcast system
Announcing the commencement of the annual Purge
Sanctioned by the U.S. Government.
Weapons of class IV and lower
Have been authorized for use during The Purge.
All other weapons are restricted.
Government officials of ranking 10
Have been granted immunity from The Purge
And shall not be harmed
Commencing at the siren
Any and all crime
Including murder will be legal for 12 continuous hours
Police, fire, and emergency medical services
Will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m.
When The Purge concludes
Blessed be our new founding fathers
And America, a nation reborn
May God be with you all