Real life ain't nothing like a movie Truly, before I make mind Imma puff another dooby and take five Rub up your mothers booty, suck a couple boobies And die a happy man Real life ain't nothing like they say it is That's why I rap like I'm on some escape shit Use my phones to communicate with aliens Hijack a UFO and die a happy man Real life ain't about a revolution Or any movement that tells you how you're meant to do this I got this proof It's forgetter medicine, it helps me pretend John Lennon was a President that died a happy man Real life don't care if you're ignorant to the factory Calling me wack? so go ahead son Start ignoring the rant and talk your shit back homie I ain't concerned You can expect what you will Just for thrill But I don't care, no no You can say what you like You can hate me in spite But I don't care, no no You can ask me all day I ain't gonna sway Cause I don't care, no no So don't tell me your deal Just, show me your real Cause I don't care, no no Real life don't care for your opinion's, your minion's For instance, it's like "shut the fuck up Or work on keeping it brief", but see These words are my freedom of speech And this verse is my reason to speak Before I cease to exist I got my feet on this Earth So Imma use a day to soothe the pain Until I'm deep in the dirt So when I'm layed out, cruising away You can take a seat in a hearse and choose to say I died a happy man I don't give a fuck about nothing (Yeah your daddy ripped you, some days) I don't give a fuck about nothing (Your mother ain't good looking, some days) I don't give a fuck about nothing I spend all my time bluffing Don't get me wrong I'm just like you Trying to find out what the hell is going on And on and on and on on On and on and on, yeah What's going on and on and on and on on On and on and on You can expect what you will Just for thrill But I don't care, no no You can say what you like You can hate me in spite But I don't care, no no See me up on my feet Just trying to dance a little Too drunk to speak You see me passing out Out on my porch, maybe I forgot my keys But why we're all playing cool They call me a fool That's probably true But if, you say I'm a monster, why Would I play the imposter I I've got nothing to prove Du dee dum dum duh dah dum No I don't care