Fell off my bike and it got bent Uh oh, accident Oh no! Bike bent; accident! Picked up a hammer and I hit my thumb Uh oh, accidumb Oh no! Poor thumb; accidumb! Jumped in the lake with a flying leap Uh oh, accideep Oh no! Lake, leap; accideep! Skin my knee, bump my head It's a wonder I live through All the stupid things I accidentally accido Fell on my lunch and it went squish Uh oh, accidish Oh no! Lunch, squish; accidish! Sat in the yard, got attacked by ants Uh oh, accidance Oh no! Ants in my pants; accidance! Skin my knee, bump my head It's a wonder I live through All the stupid things I accidentally accido Took me a bath and I ate the soap Uh oh, accidope Oh no! Ate soap; accidope! This is the way my day is spent Uh oh, accident Oh no! Day spent I don't want no more accident!