Fell off my bike and it got bent
Uh oh, accident
Oh no! Bike bent; accident!
Picked up a hammer and I hit my thumb
Uh oh, accidumb
Oh no! Poor thumb; accidumb!
Jumped in the lake with a flying leap
Uh oh, accideep
Oh no! Lake, leap; accideep!
Skin my knee, bump my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidentally accido
Fell on my lunch and it went squish
Uh oh, accidish
Oh no! Lunch, squish; accidish!
Sat in the yard, got attacked by ants
Uh oh, accidance
Oh no! Ants in my pants; accidance!
Skin my knee, bump my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidentally accido
Took me a bath and I ate the soap
Uh oh, accidope
Oh no! Ate soap; accidope!
This is the way my day is spent
Uh oh, accident
Oh no! Day spent
I don't want no more accident!