Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss them over your shoulder
Like a Regimental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Can you twitch your nose?
Can you bend it to and fro?
Can you touch it with your tougue?
Can you touch it with your toe?
With your finger and your thumb
Pinch the end and sing along
Can you twitch your nose?
Can you purse your lips?
Can you make them do a twist?
Perhaps a crooked smile
Or even blow a kiss
Can you open them really wide?
Wiggle your tongue about inside
Can you purse your lips?
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss them over your shoulder
Like a Regimental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?