In my tree house, by myself
I wipe my snot tears, by myself
I smell like hamster food, by myself
I'm climbing down, by myself
I see Greaseball and Petunia he's gonna fix her up
His thick mustache in Petunia like Don Chente
Steam rising from Petunia he's gonna cool her down
Petunia's overheating pull her over close the hood
My huge brown nipples sensitive
Greaseball asks me why mascara's running down my face
I changed the subject like poet n stared into the night
Petunia's Greaseballs whip on her last legs she starts to shake
More steam rolls up
Cinco de mayo trumpets vomiting thru the radio
Petunia trembles
Pull up her hood
Fill her up with some H2O
The clouds grow sarcastic
Petunia trembles
Greaseball hops in and backs her up
He goes down baseline then he whips it left
And there's a huge grease spot
Where Petunia was parked
And it smells like burning car seat