I woke up today and I was feeling pretty good
Everything was fine and it was going like it should
But then I felt like I had to go to the bathroom
I went, not knowing I was heading to my doom
Now I've been in here for many long hours
As I crumble from pain, I've been overpowered
Nothing like this has ever happened before
I don't think I'll be able to function anymore
I thought this was gonna be an ordinary poop
But obviously it looks like I have been duped
I've never heard of anything like this before
Nothing has ever made my stomach so sore
I tried to push the poop out but it refused
I don't know if I'm okay, I'm just so confused
I needed to find out why my stomach hurt
So I pulled out my phone to do some research
I found out that it was called constipation
That was what was causing this painful sensation
I had a shocked and terrified reaction
When I read that it causes fecal impaction
I knew my butt was about to get destroyed
When I read that it causes hemorrhoids
I started to panic and trembled in fear
I wonder how long I'll be stuck in here
I just hope the pain goes away
I just hope that I feel alright
'Cause I've been in here all day
And I don't wanna be here all night
I hope the pain goes away
I hope it doesn't last forever
But all I can do is pray
And hope that it gets better