I got constipation and had an idea To take medication and get diarrhea Got a painful sensation like gonorrhea I was stuck in the rotation of constirrhea Constirrhea trapped me in an endless cycle It turned my life into a downward spiral Was stuck on the toilet, fighting for survival And it was making me feel so suicidal At first, I was letting it drive me insane All I did was sit on the toilet and complain But I was still able to push through the pain And now I no longer feel like I'm restrained And even though it was very gory I was still able to achieve glory Because I am the Poopmaster And I'm here to tell my story