I got constipation and had an idea
To take medication and get diarrhea
Got a painful sensation like gonorrhea
I was stuck in the rotation of constirrhea
Constirrhea trapped me in an endless cycle
It turned my life into a downward spiral
Was stuck on the toilet, fighting for survival
And it was making me feel so suicidal
At first, I was letting it drive me insane
All I did was sit on the toilet and complain
But I was still able to push through the pain
And now I no longer feel like I'm restrained
And even though it was very gory
I was still able to achieve glory
Because I am the Poopmaster
And I'm here to tell my story