Last night, I got lonely in Columbus Called you for the third time in a day You said you were feeling better but I still felt so depressed Cause it doesn't change the fact that I'm 800 miles away It doesn't change the fact that I'm away Parking in a lot outside the city Cost me 30 bucks just to be there You'd think, for all that money, there would be another car But I looked around and there was no one there, no one there The streetlights and the moon looked so magnificently bare And I'm glad for a, a friend like you And if you call me, then you know I'm always gonna pick up It's such a lame excuse to say I'm tired Everyone is tired, more or less If you want to see a person come alive, it's not that hard To ask the secret of their great success A feeble mind in empty indecision Keep in mind the thoughtless points of view Everyone's a loser when you isolate the kill Til you realize they've isolated you, yeah, you You realize that they've isolated you And I'm glad for a, a friend like you And if you call me up, you know I'm always gonna pick up There's no point in seeking out your pity Making way for tears is such a joke Cause everyone has days when they feel sh-tty, oh yeah Somedays, I wish I never even spoke Somedays, I wish I didn't have tongue But I think I'll take some pills to help me sleep here From what I hear, the crime is out of hand And I'm not sure I'll be better off in dreams, oh no A sitting duck just waiting for the bad, bad man How do they get away with their bad, bad plans? Why are the cops so focused on the speed When somewhere, there's a child who is bleeding? A dog that eats a dog is still a beast A beast does not deserve a second shot And if you can't protect your young, you'll end up just like me Lonely in Columbus in a vacant parking lot So lonely in Columbus, hey